Cuba Approves of Old Spice

   Laos sighed and closed the fridge door. Her and Thailand needed more food.
   "Sawatdee! I'm going to the supermarket! Do you want anything?" Laos asked.
   "Oh, can you pick me up some more body wash?" Thailand asked.
   "Sure!" Laos shouted back.
   She grabbed Thailand's wallet and decided to use the money in there. She sighed again and walked out of the house she shared with her older brother.
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   Laos was in a dilemma. She forgot to ask Thailand what body wash to get. She was stuck to decide between Axe and Old Spice.
   "I think I'll get-"
   She was cut off as the shelf next to her promptly exploded. When the smoke cleared she saw the scariest sight in the world. Cuba. In red shorts.
   "Sing thi ni lok!" Laos shouted out.
   "OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN BLOCK YOUR ODOR FOR SIXTEEN HOURS!!!!! THIS BLOCKIN POWERS ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS ME!!!!!" Cuba shouted, flexing his flab.
   Laos' left eye twitched and she turned and quickly tried to walk away. Cuba was there to stop here. He held up the old spice bottle.
   "ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET YOU WALK AWAY!!!!!!"Cuba shouted.
   He suddenly drop kicked a man next to him that looked a lot like America and had a bear next to him. Then he kicked the shelf next to Laos.
   "EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted.
   Just as he said it the shelf exploded as Cuba did the titty dance. Laos was stunned and just stood there, holding her shopping bag. Cuba walked over and dropped the bottle of Old Spice in her bag, looking her straight in the eye.
   "Just pick Old Spice," he said.
   He then walked away as if nothing ever happened, kicking the young man in the gut that he had kicked earlier. Laos' left eye remained twitching.